Thursday, July 17, 2008

Public Service Announcement

I was at a really gross Walmart today. Some are bad, but this one is exceptionally gross. I know, by reading local police blogs, that there is a 'mysterious woman' who comes into the store and apparently urinates in the aisles. I have no idea which aisle she pees in, but I have read that it happens "repeatedly".....Really, REALLY gross. But I have to go there because Jack takes guitar lessons near this particular store. So, I am shopping there in the grocery section, and a woman spills an entire box of blueberries all over the wet and disgusting mat that is in front of the refrigerated produce. I watched in complete horror as she PICKED THEM UP, PUT THEM BACK IN THE BOX AND PLACED THEM BACK ON THE SHELF. Yes, you read that right. So please, wash your "fresh" produce when you get it home. You never know who may have peed on it.

First Post

I thought, to start out, I'd explain the title of my blog. Some of you may remember that in the 80's, and maybe early 90's (I'm not sure) there was a skit on Saturday Night Live called Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey. It was hilarious. Just random thoughts and comments on things that really meant nothing. I thought that would be a great title for my blog- I have four kids- Jack is 12, Will is 9, Elisa is just about 5 and Bella is 13 months- and believe me, I get a whole lot of comments and random questions from them that are hilarious, but are very 'Jack Handey'. I just thought I'd share them with you!!!!