Last night we had friends from college come over to our house. Needless to say, lots of alcohol was consumed during the course of the evening, leading to this conversation between our friend Matt and Fred at about midnight...
Matt: "Do you have a hot tub?"
Matt: " Well, you could put one in.. see where that palm tree is? You could take out the tree and put a hot tub there..."
Fred: " Do you think it could be done tonight?"
Matt: "Do you have an allen wrench?"